Hello, and welcome to yet another fine issue of International Teletimes. My name is Ian, and I'll be your editor this evening. May I recommend something to start you off? Why not begin with our special this month, Favourite Authors. We have a lengthy review of a new book by Camille Paglia, entitled Sex, Art, and American Culture, served with a side order of "Canadian Authors" and assorted "Book Reviews by Alexander Varty". If you enjoy that, I recommend that you then try some of our fine Arts & Entertainment writing by Ken Eisner. You may choose between various movie and music reviews of all kinds, or try his specialty: "Mama Africa Comes Home." If you're feeling particularly hungry for knowledge, you may even choose consume it all!
Do we have any good wine you ask? But of course! You can sample some of our fine "BC Wines" with the expert guidance of Tom Davis, our own wine specialist. Finally, for dessert, we have some succulent Peaches Chambord. If you really like the dessert, the recipe is available in this month's Cuisine column.